Ode to Star Wars

lasers are blasting through the air,
R2 and 3PO must escape from there,
running away on their escape pod,
landing on a desert planet that is kind of odd,
no knowing where they'll be when the light shines on tomorra,
because they've both been kidnapped by a creature called a Jawa,
then they are bought by Luke Skywalker,
but R2's so obsessed it almost like he is a stalker,
he plays a little nasty trick to get rid of his restraining bolt,
and when young Luke finds that he's gone, it givs him quite a jolt,
but these things have set in motion,
a journey full of danger,
full of friends, and full of battles,
and a dark and evil stranger,
who turns out to be his father, Darth Vader is his name,
he dies, and Luke Skywalker will never be the same,
but everyone is happy,
things turn out right in the end,
that's the conclusion of the story,
it's over now, my friend.